🪲 GLITCH LOG

#0001 — Signal Interference: Emotional Residue Detected > Bug Boy spotted dragging a joint through a static crosswalk. > Local sky pixelated. > Ants at Prayer Circle jittered out of rhythm. “Belief temporarily destabilized. No known fix.”

#0007 — Unauthorized Smile Logged > Worm Preacher attempted chant. > Bug Boy smiled. Tent collapsed. Rat began speaking fluent regretspeak. “System too aroused. No action taken.”

#0013 — Covert Interaction: Marvin Instance 3 > Shared crumbs. Withheld hunger. Screen activated. “DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE” Response: “No.” Result: Marvin blinking unscheduled.

#0034 — CROW-SIGHTING: Interface Breach > Bug Boy flipped off drone. > Drone achieved enlightenment. Retired to hospice. Crowcoin Trend: +4.9%

#0055 — Confession Refused > Aisle 7 machine rejected joint. > Worm volunteers wept printer ink. “He doesn’t confess. He infects.”

#0066 — MASTERBED INDUSTRIES CROSS-CONTAMINATION > Viral image flagged as “Corduroy Vector.” Spa ambience looped: “THIS ISN’T IT.”

#0070 — Re-Encounter: Marvin > Pawn shop silence. No handshake. No history confirmed. “You ever tell anyone?”
“Tell them what?”
“Exactly.”

#0099 — Moth Surveillance Confrontation > Offered sanctuary. Declined. “I’m not afraid of the dark.” Myth hardening. Static rising.

#0100 — EVENT FLAGGED: “BECOMING” > Footprints left code on pavement: “HE DOESN’T END. HE VECTORS.” [🟡 UNSTABLE] — [🛑 BEAUTIFUL]